Friday Fives
1. How do you picture your funeral? Is it important to have people on hand to mourn you? Huge mourning. We may need to rent the National Cathedral. I think I will start getting together an appropriate media team to coordinate the televised lines as I lay in state. Speechifyin', Mommas cryin'. That is what I foresee.
2. Is there anything anyone could have/should have told you that would have made your first sexual experience more rewarding? It is not a race. The goal isn't to perform sex as if it were a bank heist. Quick in. Blow the safe then a quick getaway.
3. Can you go to the restroom in front of another person? Usually. Unless I am incredibly farty. Then I will pee in the stall not the urinal so I can really let a corker go. Otherwise just come on over and I will pee for you anytime. Call first so I can get my bladder really full. I would like to be nice host and if you can for pee, then I think I am obligated to really let go with some, so a polite call in advance would really be in your interest.
4. How do you react when people sing Happy Birthday to you in a restaurant? Generally badly. Badly and embarrased. However a few years back I was accidentally serandaded by some songstress at a birthday celebration at La Chuga's in North Denver. It was such a bad performance that looking back, it was very funny. She didn't sing Happy Birthday but I don't recall the song. (Any help out there on that?)
5. If you had to spend a season in a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you? Well, this is where I get an edge of folks. See, I have no spouse or cherished love ones that I am contractually obligated to live with. So I can wipe away the sentiment. I won't have to say: "My wife, because together we can tackle the world - with our love." That leaves me with a realistic view. And since the Antarctic is a terrible mistress, full of danger, weather and challenges, I need someone who knows what they are doing - because I don't. I would choose Kevin's pal Arne. I disagree politically with just about everything about him, but he could kill a seal and keep the fire burning - all important points.
posted by majikwah @ 5/05/2006 09:44:00 AM
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