Attention Olestra Lovers
On MSN chat this afternoon, the discussion turned to Olestra and specifically the Frito-Lay companies Olean branded fat-free chips. See, I kind of like them. And I am discovering that I am nearly all alone in that endeavor. I may be their entire consumer market. There was talk of seeing how many chips it takes for an entire colon blow. But that conversation passed (...) But come on! A handful of yummy fried tater crunchies for just 75 calories! How lucky can a guy get. Sure, it can be a gastrointestinal disaster if the entire bag is eaten in one sitting, but then if that happens, it serves a guy right.
Weekend looms following tater event
Speaking of blowing it all in one sitting - the weekend has crept upon us and with that comes plans. For most it is a three day weekend whereby we honor past presidents. Let's all pause for just a second and give a shout out to 93-year-old Ronald Reagan, who just had a birthday. And, as always, take some time to pour a 40 down for good old Richard Nixon, one of my favorite dudes. A despicable person with few morals and virtually no charisma who forced himself into the global spotlight. How that guy became president is something I will never understand. And for that I love him. It ain't easy to become an icon. Just ask Charro. Snow is forecast for Saturday, but otherwise the weekend looks like a fun warm one. I may propose to the posse a trip out of town somewhere. Perhaps up to Longmont to enjoy some microbrewery guzzling. And I think, in honor of Crabfest at Red Lobster, a sea food buffet somewhere may be in order.
posted by majikwah @ 2/14/2003 02:38:00 PM
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